the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
was it an ugly selfie or was no one online???? - based on a true story
My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
Anonymous said: Are you a virgin??